Games like Phucker in the Gulag

It's a nice sunny day at Syringe Beach and roided up beefster Ryukaze and his wise old friend Orcmaster Jones are soaking up the rays and oogling at the babes. Their life of luxury is soon interrupted however when an old acquaintance bursts into their lives with an offer they simply can not refuse. But if something sounds too good to be true... it rarely is. The group soon find themselves hopelessly lost in the clutches of a vast conspiracy that could threaten all mankind. Only one question remains... Who is the Phucker in the Gulag?